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Certificate of Wakefulness · № —

Rise & Fine

Snoozing has a price. Now oversleeping costs you real money.

Past due

The present hour

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What are you getting up for?

It's harder to sleep through a promise you named.

What's that morning worth?

$

What time does the bell ring?

Choose carefully. It cannot be moved once signed.

How will you prove you're awake?

You get five seconds either way.

Sign the waiver

THE UNDERSIGNED hereby wagers $10 against their own character, and acknowledges the following without reservation:

  • That the bell will ring at 06:30, and will not be reasoned with.
  • That tapping a button within five seconds is the sole accepted proof of consciousness.
  • That closing the browser, sleeping in, or "just five more minutes" are legally identical.
  • That the stated purpose was their own idea and no sympathy is owed.
  • That the house does not gloat, but does keep the money.

A signature is just a promise you can be shown later.

Nervous? 😅

⏰ Woke in time: 0 · 😴 Overslept: 0 · 💸 Paid to the house: $0.00

At bedtime your card is held hostage — not charged. Beat the bell and the hold dissolves; sleep and it's ours. Closing the tab counts as sleeping.

Testimonials

Collected by the Management. Lightly dramatized. Entirely aspirational.

Risen

Good morning ☀️