Snoozing has a price. Now oversleeping costs you real money.
The present hour
π° Your money on the line
Nervous? π
β° Woke in time: 0 Β· π΄ Overslept: 0 Β· πΈ Paid to the house: $0.00
For mornings that matter π
At bedtime your card is held hostage β not charged. Beat the bell and the hold dissolves; sleep and it's ours. Closing the tab counts as sleeping.
The hours of reckoning β when sleepers dare to set the bell.
Collected by the Management. Lightly dramatized. Entirely aspirational.